Ladies and Gentlemen!
What else did I have to do there and then? Yes, to walk with Dario to the famous Acton Bench! Apparently, he hadn’t seen it and nor did he know about it! Yeah, he was quite impressed, I tell you. (Sure, it may well be that he was just pretending that he had so little knowledge of the area he came to work in, you may have sensed by now that I am a rather gullible being!)